
One of my perfume-related resolutions for 2026 is to be less precious about picking out a perfume to wear each day. In the 9 years I’ve been collecting perfume samples, I’ve gathered a library of more than 1,500 perfumes (don’t worry, there is a detailed spreadsheet and storage system).
There are downsides to having a library of 1ml vials and 2ml sprayers and 5ml decants in your closet, and I’ve found that the main one is simply: there are too many to spend meaningful time with. Way too many. I love being able to pull out a set of examples of a certain note or type, but when it comes to simply picking one perfume to put on, I get decision paralysis. And perfumes don’t always last long enough for me to decide.
In particular, samples with screw-top sprayers evaporate the fastest. I smell and wear them when I first acquire them, but I don’t use up samples before I move on, so into the archive they go — for years, now. Yesterday I pulled about 30 screw-top spray samples that had evaporated entirely, or in some cases become a thick viscous layer at the bottom of the vial. I gave these unintentional-empties one last smell, and threw them away.
My acquisitive habits have slowed way down in the past two years, so my library isn’t growing as quickly as it once did. Maybe this year I’ll use up some samples, get rid of the ones that have thickened or evaporated, test and possibly get rid of the oldest samples, which at 9 years are now suspicious. Maybe my collection will shrink!
Either way, I’ve made a resolution to pick one perfume to put on my wrist each day without overthinking my choice, or pressuring myself to compose a review of it at the end of the day. Just enjoy it, that’s all. That’s what perfume is for.




























